Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker
Arthur Scargill – good strike, shame about the result
blondie- fair crack down the middle
Brazilian – Just shaved the hole
Condom – safe but didn’t feel real good
Cuban – needs one more revolution
Diego Maradonna – a nasty 5 footer
Douglas Bader – no legs
Elephant’s arse – high and shitty
Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim
Elvis Presley.. Caught in a trap
Gerry Adams – playing a Provisional
Kate Moss – bit thin
Ladyboy – looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
Lance Armstrong – lost two balls so started cheating
O. J. Simpson – got away with it
Paris Hilton – an expensive hole
Philip Schofield – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t
Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken a driver
Princess Grace – should have taken a driver
Rodney King – overclubbed
Saddam Hussein – out of one bunker into another
Sally Gunnell – ugly but a good runner
Salman Rushdie – an impossible read
Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn’t be
Son-in-law, not quite what you hoped for
Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand
